There’s a new invention that every dog owner needs. People in the UK are pissed at KFC. Teens on Snapchat are dabbing for cancer. Michael gives a hysterical recap of The Bachelor. Melanie and Michael share who they think the front runner is. A resort in the Bahamas is looking for a new CFO, but it’s not what you think. They recap a little bit of the Olympics. Melanie admits that she has a box that she collects something in and her bro-host makes fun of her for it. This episode is brought to you by Lauren Dane and her new book Whiskey Sharp: Unraveled.