O! What's up, youse guys? Cousin Cody’s back in the wooder, and we are heated about the two most important things in life: The Birds and what you're putting in your mouth! Fuggin' listen!

First off, we gotta break down the Eagles and this Super Bowl Halftime Show pick. I swear, they announced the performer and I thought it was a fuggin’ prank. Then, we're shifting gears to what's ruinin' America: Too many fuggin' toppings! What is wrong with youse guys?  Stop makin' a simple jawn so complicated! We make the case for the classic, simple, beautiful food that requires only two toppings, max.

It's a hilarious mess of high-stakes football drama and low-stakes food complaints. So grab yourself a plain slice and a Wawa coffee, and fuggin' listen!

Watch on Youtube doooode.