This week, we begin the transition to emoji-only communication, maximise storage in car parks and meat vaults, and jump into bed with Big Corkscrew to introduce a new, government-funded, mandatory bottle opening program. In But Better, we work with Tom on the latest potential perfume trend, 'Yeast For Him'.

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