Maple Leafs fans around the world have wanted their team to win the Stanley Cup for a long time…but not like this. No, not like this. Still, we’re going to ignore the teachings of Guru Pitka’s book “Does it Hurt When You Do that? Don’t Do That”, serve up some Quebec pizza, and watch some Elephant porn to prove to that The Love Guru…is not that bad.

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