Christian is back with another insane story about getting in trouble with the law. After passing out in his apartment he gets a call from his brother explaining that Johnny Law was looking for him and in a fit of panic he heads back to his old address to find out what exactly he’s in big trouble for this time. The gang chats about getting in trouble with the law themselves, and the insane things they would do to get out of, or stay in jury duty like promoting the podcast excessively, stealing a judges gavel and making random animal noises.