The state of your mom's podcast, Gums in the new year, making money schemes, last scraps of publishing, how to trick yourself into writing, nice stats, workshop style, middlebrows, giving up the dream, tricks and traps, from pubs 2 pros, the AI solution, regular art, new years eve plans, the six-dollar-and-fifty-cent experience of fun, bathtub heaters, return of the nose, learn the language, greatest street-fruit revelations, belated apology to the fishers, beards, lookin out. Intro: Wendy Carlos - Purcell's Music for the Funeral of Queen Mary // Midtro: House Band - Hello Dolly // Outro: Freezepop - Science Genius Girl