This Week: Moderate Entertainment Ahead. Bong Jour! The State of Things in the Keebler Tree. Kid Rock v. Will Smith for Senate. Lawn Care as a Social Construct. Justin Starts His Day as a Purse Chicken. Paw Patrol Encourages Hoarding. The Best Part of Mini-Golf. Pepe Le Pew Is Super-Rapey. Nathan's Obsession with Anvil Drops. Bathing in the Dip. Visiting the Void. The Perils of Beach Shit, NE. Hipster Apostles.

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