New cat. Same chaos. Same Jesus-loves-women energy (still somehow controversial).

This week we’re doomscrolling so no one else has to: weaponized Bible verses, “not all men,” church niceness masquerading as goodness, and why “heaven has gates” is a garbage theology and a worse immigration policy.

It’s sharp, it’s a little unhinged, and it’s very We Are More—come laugh with us before the world makes us scream.