This Week: Come down the rabbit hole with me. Bob Ross, Television Artist, mysteries. The Charlottesville Tragedy and Subsequent Debacle. Inventing the "Alt-Left". How Paul Ryan chills. "Ditch Mitch" actually refers to Mitch McConnell's love of low places. Trump does improv. Baron's career in apps. Statuesque Alabama. Nathan is sick of depth. Trump's honorary law degree, are you kidding?!?! A requiem for Steve. Tree porn... We know you've been waiting.

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