It is episode 99 and we can't believe it! Well, maybe we can... BUT, THE ALTERNATE ROUTE PODCAST is back w/ another pointless yet FUN show! Or program...or broadcast... Or whatever. It's all good! We're feeling old and going to see ROB ZOMBIE! We're old and think KANYE WEST is an arrogant ASSHOLE!! We're old and amazed by the "JerkShirt." We're old and wondering how FRIDAY THE 13th ever became a THING. We're old and questioning whether or not you really can access your phone with your DING DONG...not the food. We're old realizing that the O.J. trial fiasco was THAT long ago!! (some comedic perspective helps...thanks Dana Carvey...) We're old and feeling guilty about FEELING OLD because an awesome 100 YEAR OLD grandmother wants to POLE DANCE on her birthday!!! Ok....ok....We're old and not feeling SO OLD anymore. You're only as old as you feel!! And we're having fun!! We hope you do too, when listening to our silly podcast!! Spread the word!!
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By Patrick KaufenbergIt is episode 99 and we can't believe it! Well, maybe we can... BUT, THE ALTERNATE ROUTE PODCAST is back w/ another pointless yet FUN show! Or program...or broadcast... Or whatever. It's all good! We're feeling old and going to see ROB ZOMBIE! We're old and think KANYE WEST is an arrogant ASSHOLE!! We're old and amazed by the "JerkShirt." We're old and wondering how FRIDAY THE 13th ever became a THING. We're old and questioning whether or not you really can access your phone with your DING DONG...not the food. We're old realizing that the O.J. trial fiasco was THAT long ago!! (some comedic perspective helps...thanks Dana Carvey...) We're old and feeling guilty about FEELING OLD because an awesome 100 YEAR OLD grandmother wants to POLE DANCE on her birthday!!! Ok....ok....We're old and not feeling SO OLD anymore. You're only as old as you feel!! And we're having fun!! We hope you do too, when listening to our silly podcast!! Spread the word!!