This week's episode brings back a beloved guest. Enjoy the spontaneous outburst of Drunken Uncle Dave as he comments on everything from sex robots, racist rapists and Christmas. Listen in as the boys plot their new future endeavors as Porch Pirates. So crawl into those safe spaces, curl up in those security blankets and prepare to be boarded.

Intro Music: A_rival "8-bit Pimp"
End Music: Emma Wallace "Ballad of the Pirate Captain"
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