You’re all extremely kind, but I’m afraid I can’t accept your generosity. Please direct it towards someone who can actually benefit from it. 

Written and produced by Kale Brown. Artwork by Kale Brown. 

Starring S.J. Ryker (@LookWhosFhtagn) as NEVROS Advertisement Narrator, and Merry N. (@muddyevilist), [REDACTED], and Jesse Hall (@wastedarkcell) as Stock Ad Shills. 

Starring Alice Kyra (@magicalgirlkyra) as the Influencer. 

Starring Rowan van Grinsven (@shaywilds) as Alan’s Neighbour. 

All music and sound effects used are available under a CC0 license. Music was ‘Sphere’ by Andrew Kn, ‘Corporate Company Introduction Video’ by Bertsz, ‘Tunnel Vision’ by Kevin Brown of AudioWay, and ‘Dayum’ by loveless1017. [LOUD EERIE NOISE] was ‘Sci-fi Ambient Drone’ by Niedec. 

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