Guess what? It's our inaugural episode! Yikes.

This solid gold chunk of audio has some real juicy bits for you, attractive listener. Things like spiders with human hands, babies, muffins, cancer-curing cheeseburgers, Paul McCartney's (probably) luscious lips, and like, everything else you've been thinking about recently in the shower.

Not you, SPECIFICALLY. We don't know what you're thinking about in the shower. And, really, that's fine.