In which the gang talks about Nancy Drew, Nancy Drew's most physically attractive and emotionally stable friend Bess, peacock tails, dinosaur capes on the red carpet, The Dollar Tree, being eaten alive by a presumably human live baby, forehead vaginas, whether or not Cost Plus World Market sells pants of any kind, what we'd do with our last month on earth, and how much Hope loves Weird Icelandic Sorcery.

Also, this episode is DEFINITELY more nasty than we usually get. Which is neat, and super great. But be warned. Maybe not a "gather round, Christian Grandparents" sort of radio experience.