Thank you to all Veterans out there listening! On this episode of ASP, Jesse and Matt bring you more weird news including flying sausages, wild animal break-ins, dummies on vacation and little kids slapping the crap out of each other. In tribute to Veteran's Day, the guys dive in the history of the holiday along with some stories of bravery during times of war. Hilarious write in ballots and how a mouse influences elections wraps up the end of the show.