Uncle Gary Richards AKA. Destructo is everybody's favorite family member. Why you may ask? Cuz he a DJ, producer and music executive, concert promoter and most importantly the big dick you have pallet if you want to get hard, oh... we mean in to H.A.R.D.

Everybody knows Destructo's Holy Ship boat parties are the equivalent to EDM's Illuminati gatherings. Although he doesn't tell us how much blow Steve Aoki snorted off of a hookers ass he does eLUDE to it.