If you can't read, then most assuredly you cannot write. That's not to slam those that can't read, but those that can and choose not to are in Elisa & Jess' crosshairs today. Today, don't bog your editors down with submissions that either aren't submitted the correct way or are clearly ill-conceived. Do it the right way - send money! Well, actually, don't do that, but follow the instructions, and don't be sneaky about your submissions.   LINKS

• If This Then That - https://ifttt.com/
• A Super Sneaky GIF - https://media.tenor.co/images/e2e501971a8b4ad89f3af3800dee76ba/tenor.gif

MUSIC USED

• "Five Variations over a Theme by Franz Schubert (Waltz in C-Sharp Minor, D. 643)" - Roland Keller
• "Steady Mobbin'" - Ice Cube