Well hello there! Welcome to this week’s episode where we talk about a God tier fic: The Auction by LovesBitca8! We had a lot of thoughts so this is part one–where we set up this tragic and beautiful story. Although it is a dark AU, we still manage to crack jokes and keep things Unserious over here…Pansy would be proud.

We analyze Hermione and Draco’s resistance to the New Order, gush about the Malfoy Manor Library, and wonder if Lucius wears a claw clip!

Happy listening and please mind the tags!

TW: Please do not read this work or listen to this podcast episode if you are uncomfortable with themes of violence, human trafficking, slavery, misogyny, sexual assault, homophobia, and bigotry within the context of a cruel and dystopian authoritarian government.