Hello, all of you gorgeous human beans. Wow. Look at you. You're perfect.

These are stressful times. I hope you're all practicing good social distancing and helping those that need it. In the meantime, we're going to help YOU by making you laugh (or cry, you know, whatevs) with these St. Patrick's Day Would You Rathers! Yes yes yes, yes yes. Topics include: Donkey Turn it Green, I'm a Large Area, Charlie McCarthyism, Makes Me Wanna Retch, I'm a Luxury Demon, and Yo Quiero Taco Bell.

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