Have you heard about dating? We remember. It's something people used to be able to do. And dumping. And DOing. Yeah, that's right. This episode is gonna get so nasty, wow, watch out, Mayors of Sextown are we. What I mean is: we're playing Do, Dump, Date!

Topics include: Way More Wack, Workin' and Bein' Cute, I Can't Conceive of a Won't They, Sexy and Cool, The Car Smashed Him So Hard, Blow Daddy, and The Clickety Clack Challenge.