Stranded on a desert island with no WiFi, no plan, and way too much confidence — in this episode, we each choose one celebrity, one snack, and one completely useless item to survive with.

Do we pick survival legends or unhinged chaos? Would your dream island snack be crisps, cake, or Cillian Murphy? Tune in as we argue, roast each other’s choices, and accidentally build the weirdest survival squads of all time.