Nick and Mo dissect the lies and times of pompous action star Steven Seagal. From his early years lying about his life to interested Hollywood execs to his later work where he lies about his spirutality to local news reporters, the career of Steven Seagal is a difficult one to not mock. There is also a robust discussion of Seagal's gay male prostitute blackmail rumors, his inability to ever find his 'I'll be back' moment and the longstanding debate as to who truly owned 80s action, Seagal or Schwarzenegger. Also, Nick thinks he can beat up Steven Seagal and Mo tries to make him understand that he never, ever will.