Only one of us dates girls who make him watch Vampire Diaries--the rest of us are in the freakin DARK in this SHOWSPLAINER special--where our boy-in-the-know must SHOWSPLAIN what we don't know. Like, what does death mean in this universe? Does Catherine just get off on getting stabbed multiple times and cosplaying as her friends' friends? What's up with Fake Rob Lowe and Fake Young Morrisey doing the blood-swap thing? What about bloodborn pathogens? Allow us to SHOWSPLAIN you, the series finale of Vampire Diaries