This description would normally start with some stupid obscure reference, but this week we just want to say this episode is for our friend Bev, who we love very much. She’s the absolute best of us all.

We go over all the action from Saturday’s Competition Formerly Known as the Glorious Betfred Second Round, as despite their previous experience at an empty Hampden, the Saints fell to a 2-0 defeat at the hands of Rangers. Ach well, at least we made it out of the groups this year.

We also have more Saints misery, as we assess the Women’s teams 5-2 defeat at McDiarmid against the impressive newly promoted Rossvale, and catch up with Saints gaffer and all round good egg Josh Henderson after the match.

A double dunter of features, as we quench your thirst with Theme Team and look straight into the eyes of madness with The Good, The Bad and The Banto.

Dan’s tannoy disasters! Sam’s presidential titles! Levein's deep misunderstanding of how live telly works! We’ve got it all, and we’d love for you to join us for Episode 102 of The Dogger Saints Podcast.