Time to get day drunk, it’s another episode of Craigsistential Crisis! This week, Talon and Sarah discuss the slap heard around the world, and what exactly the pear trees downtown smell like (hint: it’s not pears.) Plus, they explore the worst possible synonym for titties (hint: also not pears) and celebrate an important pasta holiday. 

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