A girl babysits some kids after getting stood up by her douchebag boyfriend.  Her idiot friend Brenda freaks out and runs away to the bus station where she tries to get some weiner.  The babysitter attempts to rescue her friend but is thwarted by a hook man, Loony Toons James Cagney, and Thor himself.  Tara J has some strong feelings about Brenda.  Adam doesn't understand Elizabeth Shue's face.