Two longtime best friends sit down to discuss the meteoric rise of GameStop stock. Austin pretends to be an expert on the stock market even though most of his education comes from the internet over the past week. Meanwhile, Jason refuses to put money down for anything. The boys also imagine themselves as billionaires as they discuss the news of Jeff Bezos stepping down as Amazon CEO. More realistically, however, we learn about how they both plan to become Knighted through the country of Sealand, a micronation off the coast of England with a vibrant history. Finally, beware of scams! Austin tells the story of how his friend was scammed out of $600 by "Mike the MasterCard employee" who works out of Epcot in Disney World.