Short Shift's don't stop because there's never a shortage of actual Bruins news to report.. however SOME writers need to pull completely insane clickbait out of their geriatric anal cavity to justify their check from beyond the paywall. I digress. Are any of the trade suggestions floating around twitter even entertainable at this stage? NHL offseason isn't officially underway but its already a clownshow (complete with music). Plus; Who's the most tolerable out of the final four? Flyers slander! Voicemails! GET IN.

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