They told you it was harmless. A cozy cottage in the woods and a lesson about being polite. But the version you remember was sanded down for bedtime. In this episode of Phreak’s Bedtime Stories, we follow a lost girl into a house built on threes and teaches the real moral: the woods don’t care that you’re cold, comfort can be weaponized, and some places don’t exist to shelter you. They exist to correct you. Kill the lights, check the locks… and don’t trust anything that feels “just right.”