John Heffron and Jon Reep plan to welcome comedian CHRISTOPHER TITUS to the show this week... but he's a no-show. Probably due to someone messing up on time zones. We hope to have him join us for next week's episode instead.

But in the meantime, John is here to promote his cutting boards (TheBestCuttingBoards.com), even though - by his own words - "It’s just a piece of f#$%ing wood."

John and Jon compare website domain names they own. The Winnie the Pooh guy blows off Heffron, refusing to share his secrets. Jon is looking to have a "NO DRINK CINCO" month in May. And who on the podcast absolutely hates Crocs?

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