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Ep:15. Hot Mess, Banana Cakes, and Existential Crises
Welcome back to the chaos, the glory, and the mulberry bush trauma that is Semi Precious! It’s Episode 15 — even if we weren’t totally sure at the start. Your favourite hot mess express (aka Jade) and semi-glamorous lounge queen (aka Amber) are officially back after their longest gap year ever. This week: bus tours, surprise periods, lost cats (RIP Jet), and life reflections from Jade's wardrobe and Amber's bed.
KEY THEMES:
- Video Killed the Radio Stars: First ever video recording attempt — lipstick vs. mulberry pruning realness.
- Life Updates: Amber moves house again (because of course she did) and Jade's wardrobe is officially classified as a natural disaster zone.
- Banana Cakes and Dog Poo: The elegant balance between home baking and stepping in literal sh*t.
- Tour Hell: Jade’s Sri Lanka tour from hell — 28 people, gaslighting tour guides, and bakery brawls.
- Existential Crisis, Party of Two: Amber faces her "oh crap, I’m turning 50" moment.
- Sloth Productivity: Amber rebrands laziness as a lifestyle. Bed + pyjamas + to-do list = winning.
- Telecom Torture: Amber's attempt to upgrade her phone turns into a hostage negotiation with Telstra.
- Life Lessons from Cyndi Lauper: Girls just wanna have fundamental rights, thank you very much.
- Semi-Precious Moments: Period disasters, text message roulette, and professional F-ups (with snacks missed and clients abandoned).
“Nobody wants a gaslighting Dr. Seuss as their tour guide.”
- “We’re not semi-precious anymore. We’re just rocks. Rubble, maybe.”
- “Mulberry tree? It’s a metaphor. It’s always a metaphor.”
- "Sloth productivity: because getting sht done from bed is still getting sht done."
- "Spoiler alert: If I leave you anything in my will, it’s room and board. No house for you."
Connect with Jade:
If you are wanting to understand more about Jade and her counselling practice or ADHD Coaching you can visit Awaken Insights, Awaken ADHD or on socials Instagram.
Connect with Amber:
If you’ are curious about Amber and her brand agency you can visit The Edison Agency or follow her on socials LinkedIn or Instagram
CREDITS
Producer: Amber Bonney and Jade Bonney
Sound Editing: Jade Bonney
Social Content Creator: Amber Bonney
Creative Director: Amber Bonney
To follow and subscribe to your mildly unhinged SEMI-PRECIOUS hosts, you can connect via Instagram
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By Amber BonneyWelcome back to the chaos, the glory, and the mulberry bush trauma that is Semi Precious! It’s Episode 15 — even if we weren’t totally sure at the start. Your favourite hot mess express (aka Jade) and semi-glamorous lounge queen (aka Amber) are officially back after their longest gap year ever. This week: bus tours, surprise periods, lost cats (RIP Jet), and life reflections from Jade's wardrobe and Amber's bed.
KEY THEMES:
- Video Killed the Radio Stars: First ever video recording attempt — lipstick vs. mulberry pruning realness.
- Life Updates: Amber moves house again (because of course she did) and Jade's wardrobe is officially classified as a natural disaster zone.
- Banana Cakes and Dog Poo: The elegant balance between home baking and stepping in literal sh*t.
- Tour Hell: Jade’s Sri Lanka tour from hell — 28 people, gaslighting tour guides, and bakery brawls.
- Existential Crisis, Party of Two: Amber faces her "oh crap, I’m turning 50" moment.
- Sloth Productivity: Amber rebrands laziness as a lifestyle. Bed + pyjamas + to-do list = winning.
- Telecom Torture: Amber's attempt to upgrade her phone turns into a hostage negotiation with Telstra.
- Life Lessons from Cyndi Lauper: Girls just wanna have fundamental rights, thank you very much.
- Semi-Precious Moments: Period disasters, text message roulette, and professional F-ups (with snacks missed and clients abandoned).
“Nobody wants a gaslighting Dr. Seuss as their tour guide.”
- “We’re not semi-precious anymore. We’re just rocks. Rubble, maybe.”
- “Mulberry tree? It’s a metaphor. It’s always a metaphor.”
- "Sloth productivity: because getting sht done from bed is still getting sht done."
- "Spoiler alert: If I leave you anything in my will, it’s room and board. No house for you."
Connect with Jade:
If you are wanting to understand more about Jade and her counselling practice or ADHD Coaching you can visit Awaken Insights, Awaken ADHD or on socials Instagram.
Connect with Amber:
If you’ are curious about Amber and her brand agency you can visit The Edison Agency or follow her on socials LinkedIn or Instagram
CREDITS
Producer: Amber Bonney and Jade Bonney
Sound Editing: Jade Bonney
Social Content Creator: Amber Bonney
Creative Director: Amber Bonney
To follow and subscribe to your mildly unhinged SEMI-PRECIOUS hosts, you can connect via Instagram