Good evening, sir and madam! Welcome to the Hotel Obscurigami! Checking in? 

Ben and Thomas hope you will enjoy your stay. We have reserved our 'Hotel Amenity Wars' Suite for you. This comes standard with our Random Wikipedia Article bedding package and is luxuriously decorated by designer Matthew Flight, who also illustrates our Podcast Artwork room keys.

If you have any concerns, please contact the front desk at [email protected] or obscurigami.com and be sure to subscribe in your favorite podcatcher! Continental breakfast begins at 6 AM.