This one’s a full-blown rant-fest. We’re diving headfirst into the bullshit of business — the clients who ghost, the expos that suck, the social media fakery, and the newsletters nobody asked for. But don’t worry, it’s not just whingeing for whingeing’s sake — there’s proper advice buried beneath the sarcasm (promise).

From ice bath scams to spammy “Seasons Greetings,” we’re calling out the fluff, the fakery, and the time-wasters that clog up the small business world. If you’ve ever felt like shouting into the void, you’ll feel very seen.