**It’s Christmas Time. A time of joy. A time of giving. A time to get drunk and talk crap about how expensive everything is, about how the new Star Wars movie is just a goddamn movie, and how the spirit of Christmas is truly represented by a hamster caught in a door. Thanks to Matt for introducing us to his new segment: Stupid of the Week. Music: We Wish You a Merry Christmas - United States Marine Band Jingle Bells Jazz - Pascal Tatipata