How many bags of Flamin' Hot Cheetos does it take to turn your newborn's hair red? Around 323 family size bags according to one homely woman. Not only does she not understand genetics but also thinks having a photo shoot while laying in a bathtub of cheetos is sexy. Dive into the mind of a lady who should be in a padded room and snug jacket as we hear about a chinese fight club opening, badminton in space, getting beat with an electric cord over stale cereal and our hope that meth burritos make their way to Chipotle. 

Beers:

Southern Tier 2X Milk Stout

http://www.stbcbeer.com/beer/2x-stout/?age-verified=0de7cf16c6

Mile Wide Barstow

https://www.milewidebeer.com/home#brewery