"This is Jesus Christ and I just broke into the pizza hut. I'm Jesus," says a North Carolina native. Apparently the second coming was only there for the thin unleavened cheesy crust with a side of Mount Sinai Dew. A lady tries to remove her boyfriend from her pug by baking it, a man dies getting his head stuck in a cinema seat, we learn too much sushi can give you a tapeworm, and how you should check to make sure you're not allergic to bees before getting acupuncture from them.

Beers:

Quaff ON! Strawberry Blonde

http://www.quaffon.com/flagship-beers/

Samuel Smith Organic Chocolate Stout

https://www.samuelsmithsbrewery.co.uk/product/organic-chocolate-stout/