Seriously, it's never going to be a good thing to hear from Charlie Jacobs and we've had to hear from him twice in a little over a week. Behold, a press conference that was such a nothing-burger that there's actually a whole value meal's worth of takeways. Value as in quantity, not as in cheaper tickets. Yikes. GET IN.

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