Tonight’s chaos menu: the Three Kings game—the urban legend where you willingly invite nightmares into your bedroom because apparently Netflix wasn’t terrifying enough. Then Kamen rolls in with some half-baked German experiment that he swears is real but can’t actually explain, which is exactly the level of research we thrive on. And finally, a completely unhinged tale that’s definitely not about Peter Pan but… also kind of is. It’s spooky, it’s stupid, it’s us at our finest.