This week on Trip to the Beer Store, we crack open another questionable (but hopeful) brew and let the conversation spiral exactly where it shouldn’t.

We’re talking about the weird reality of getting older—like how cutting grass somehow became a personality trait. We rank our Top 5 Situations to Have a Beer (some valid, some… deeply concerning), and take a nostalgic detour back to that iconic old school lunch pizza that somehow still lives rent-free in our minds.

As always, expect a few completely unhinged side quests, random debates no one asked for, and the kind of chaos that only happens when you mix friends, microphones, and just enough alcohol to make bad ideas sound brilliant.

Grab a drink… you’re gonna need it.