Lots of good stuff happening in Florida. Too bad we’re full.

Introduction (00:00:00 - 00:02:20)

* Opening Banter: The hosts introduce themselves as the "two kings of the Rube Empire," self-described right-wing extremists, supernaturalists, and Christian bigots. They emphasize their unique perspective and humor.

* Podcast Branding: Welcome to the Kingsplaining Podcast, described as the "greatest hour of your life."

* Dusty’s Return: The hosts acknowledge Dusty’s absence and his role in keeping them "tethered to reality." A listener feedback highlights Dusty’s grounding influence.

Main Topics Discussed

1. The New American Pope: Pope Leo (00:02:20 - 00:11:01)

* Historic Appointment: The hosts discuss the appointment of Pope Leo, the first American Pope, hailing from Chicago. They note the historical avoidance of American popes to prevent perceived U.S. supremacy in the Catholic Church.

* Skepticism and Critique: They express skepticism about the new Pope’s Republican registration (2023), calling him a “Democrat light” due to Chicago’s political reputation.

* Catholic Practices Critiqued: The hosts critique Catholic veneration of Mary, saints, and the Pope, equating it to idolatry. They reference the Orlando shrine “Mary, Queen of the Universe” and compare it to pagan worship of figures like Ashtaroth.

* Crowd Reaction: They mock the emotional response of Catholics weeping for joy at the Pope’s announcement, contrasting it with Protestant reactions to new pastors.

* Theological Debate: The hosts argue that Catholic practices deviate from biblical teachings, citing 1 Timothy 2:5 to challenge the necessity of intermediaries like Mary.

2. Florida’s Dominance (00:11:01 - 00:25:20)

* Economic Success: Florida boasts the number one economy in the U.S. for the second consecutive year, with a $25 billion rainy day fund (up from $2 billion under Governor DeSantis).

* Education Achievements: Florida has the best postgraduate education system, the cheapest tuition (unchanged for five years), and strong elementary school test scores, surpassing states like California and New York.

* Policy Wins:

* Fluoride Removal: Florida removed fluoride from its water supply, citing potential negative effects on children’s mental development.

* Chemtrail Ban: The state outlawed chemtrails, though federal control over airspace above 10,000 feet limits enforcement.

* Vaccine Study: A Florida study, released on May 5, 2025, claims COVID-19 vaccines definitively killed 475,000 Americans, a topic the hosts note is suppressed by mainstream media.

* Deportation Stance: Florida’s Attorney General defied a Supreme Court ruling against ICE deportations, continuing state-level deportations.

* Infrastructure: The I-4 Express lanes generate profit through optional tolls, funded without new taxes or debt. The hosts praise the efficiency and affordability of this project.

* Cultural Move: Florida paved over a Black Lives Matter street mural, which the hosts celebrate as a rejection of “woke” symbolism.

3. Daily Wire Rift and Cancel Culture (00:25:20 - 00:28:59)

* Internal Conflict: The hosts discuss a rift at The Daily Wire, noting declining viewership after the departures of Candace Owens and Brett Cooper, who are now thriving independently (Owens with 5 million views per episode, Cooper with 1.5 million).

* Minnesota Incident: A Minnesota mom, Shiloh Hendricks, faced cancel culture after using the N-word toward a child at a playground. A Somali bystander recorded the incident, sparking online backlash. A GoFundMe was started to support Hendricks.

* Matt Walsh’s Stance: Matt Walsh publicly disagreed with Ben Shapiro on this issue, appearing on Tucker Carlson’s show to defend free speech, highlighting tensions within The Daily Wire.

* Hosts’ Perspective: They condemn the use of the N-word but argue that cancel culture disproportionately targets white individuals and that free speech must be upheld.

4. Nielsen Rating System Update (01:23:53 - 01:28:54)

* Revamped System: Nielsen updated its rating system to include digital streaming (cell phones, tablets, Netflix, Amazon, Apple), aiming for more accurate viewership numbers.

* Sports Dominance: The new data confirms sports as the most-watched content, with Netflix pursuing NFL broadcasting rights after securing WWE’s Raw.

* Cultural Insight: The hosts note the popularity of live events like the Super Bowl (168 million viewers) and the rise of niche sports like the Savannah Bananas baseball league, which prioritizes affordability and fun.

5. The Woke Right and Secular Liberalism (01:29:01 - 01:40:56)

* Critique of Centrism: The hosts argue there is no “center” in morality—only holiness or its absence. They reject secular liberalism, which they see as leading to “woke” ideologies.

* Jordan Peterson and Ben Shapiro: They criticize figures like Peterson and Shapiro for adopting a woke stance, particularly in defending Israel uncritically, which they compare to the left’s identity politics.

* Christian Nationalism Defined: The hosts define Christian nationalism as a desire to avoid “pissing off God” by upholding biblical principles, not racial or ethnic divisions. They advocate for laws rooted in justice and morality, not secular compromise.

* Nick Fuentes Critique: They distance themselves from figures like Nick Fuentes, whose ethnostate advocacy they label as fascist and unaligned with American conservatism.

* Cultural Shift: The hosts celebrate a societal shift toward conservatism and Christianity, noting increased church attendance among young men and growing anti-abortion sentiment (e.g., Oklahoma’s abortion ban).

6. Modern Art and Cultural Decline (01:41:17 - 01:47:55)

* Modern Art Critique: The hosts mock modern art, citing examples like white-painted canvases and a banana taped to a wall as lacking creativity or meaning. They argue true art requires talent and expression.

* CIA Psyop Theory: They claim modern art began as a CIA operation to confuse Soviet perceptions of Western culture, later becoming a vehicle for money laundering and cultural destruction.

* Met Gala and Celebrity Culture: The hosts dismiss events like the Met Gala as irrelevant, noting the decline of traditional celebrity influence and the rise of comedians like Shane Gillis, who reflect societal truths.

7. Maintaining Joy Amid Chaos (01:47:55 - 01:52:28)

* Catherine Fitz’s Insight: Referencing a Tucker Carlson interview, the hosts highlight Fitz’s view that “hopelessness is a psyop” designed to steal joy and strength.

* Biblical Foundation: They cite Nehemiah 8:10 (“The joy of the Lord is our strength”) to argue that joy resists the devil’s attempts to control through despair.

* Community Support: The hosts emphasize the importance of a faith community to rebuild one’s “state of amusement” during challenging times.

* Encouragement: They remind listeners that Christ remains sovereign, ensuring ultimate victory despite worldly struggles.

Merch Plug (00:03:42 - 00:06:00)

* New T-Shirts: The hosts promote new merchandise available at kingsplaining.com and their TikTok shop:

* Rebellion Shirt: Features a blood-drenched skull with a crown and the phrase “Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.”

* Christus Rex Shirt: Depicts a crowned lamb with a bloody side, bearing the phrases “Christus Rex” and “Yesu Dominus.”

* Availability: Shirts are available in most sizes, though 5XL is exclusive to the Etsy shop due to TikTok’s delivery constraints.

* Personal Endorsement: The hosts express enthusiasm for the designs, noting their empowering and bold aesthetic.

Verse of the Day (01:52:43)

* Ecclesiastes 12:11: “The sayings of the wise are like cattle prods, and those from masters of collections are like firmly embedded nails. The sayings are given by one Shepherd.”

* Interpretation: Wisdom and truth from Christ, the Shepherd, guide and stabilize believers, keeping them on the right path.

Closing Prayer (01:53:19)

* Led by The Iron King: A prayer thanking God for the opportunity to discuss current events, affirming His sovereignty, and expressing hope in eternal victory through Christ.

Outro (01:53:57 - 01:54:22)

* Podcast Identity: The hosts reiterate their commitment to serving Christ Jesus as the “two kings of the Rube Empire,” where “the people are free, and taxes are voluntary.”

* Call to Action: Encourage listeners to like, share, subscribe, and support the podcast by purchasing merch.

* Sign-Off: “Peace out. God bless. See you next week.”

* Humorous Tagline: “Is the Pope a pedophile?”

Key Quotes

* “If America falls apart, and if it does, praise the Lord. If it doesn’t, praise the Lord.” (00:00:14)

* “Hopelessness is a psyop. They want to steal your joy.” (01:48:55)

* “There is no such thing as the center. There’s holiness or not.” (01:32:42)

* “Christian nationalism to me is this: I don’t want my country to piss off God.” (01:38:58)

* “The joy of the Lord is our strength.” (01:49:47)

Additional Notes

* Tone and Style: The episode blends humor, satire, and serious commentary, reflecting the hosts’ self-described “right-wing extremist” persona. They use provocative language (e.g., “fake and gay”) to critique secular culture and political correctness.

* Controversial Topics: The hosts tackle sensitive issues like race, religion, and free speech, often taking polarizing stances. Their views are rooted in a conservative Christian worldview, which shapes their critiques of Catholicism, secular liberalism, and modern cultural trends.

* Audience Engagement: The hosts frequently address their listeners directly, fostering a sense of community among their “Rube Empire” audience. They encourage interaction through merch purchases and social media engagement.

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