If being serious were possible, we still wouldn't and still can't. Let's get this (too-short's favorite word) started! TT, Jo-Jo a.k.a young mulatto, a.k.a off-white, a.k.a j-leanin, a.k.a oreo, and Doe a.k.a JD are in the section today and we're covering a few headlines and lawsuits. Fat Joe & Tyler Perry find themselves in a peculiar pickle...respectively, of course. That Mexican OT is in the middle of controversy for saying the N-word, Chrisean is back...and banned...from somewhere else. Trick question how many children