Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppyyy neeeeeeeewwww yeeeeeaaaarrrrrrsss daaaaaaaayyyyyyy. (Pretend I did that for all of this) Make sure you crack open a nice fizzy drink as we ring in the new year with Slotherhouse!
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"Emily Young, a senior, wants to be elected as her sorority's president. She adopts a cute sloth, thinking it can become the new mascot and help her win, until a string of fatalities implicate the sloth as the main suspect in the murders. Don't rush, die slow."