Totally Normal Politics

EP7 - Totally Normal Vote Counting

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WARNING: DRUNK MEN YELLING ABOUT THE ELECTION WITHIN. I DO NOT HATE TEXAS, OHIO, or WISCONSIN. I HATE THE DEMOCRATIC STRATEGY

In honor of the state of chaos our country is in, the gang gets together to corroborate and collate all the info we have on the situation so far. Will the Dems ever win Florida again? What's going on in Arizona? Should we keep wasting time in Texas? I don't know and I am sorry for all the yelling


Our Expectations

  • Pollsters
    • 538
    • Quinnipiac
    • Possibilities
    • A Biden Blowout
    • A Trump Win
    • A Vicious Nailbiter
    • Going Into Election Night

      • The Day Of

      • Florida Breaks My Heart Into A Million Pieces
      • Wisconsin Causes Xanax Sales to Soar
      • Texas, Time Well Spent
      • Stop the Vote, Don’t Stop the Vote Baby!
      • Every State Votes a Lil’ Diff’ent
        • Republicans don’t understand different election laws

          • The Day After

          • The Most Haunted Election Ever
          • Black People Save America, Again
            • “Hi, Georgia”
            • “Sup Milwaukee”
            • “Eh Philly’
            • Detroit has entered the chat
            • The Latino Vote is Fake
              • Viva Las Vegas
              • Cubans are White
              • The Mounting Lawsuits
                • The legitimacy of US Courts
                • GOP is Currently Running a Loyalty Test
                • What is Political Violence Anymore?  Growing Unrest?

                  • The Nontroversies

                  • Oregon decriminalizes the personal possession of all drugs
                    • First state
                    • Including heroin and cocaine
                    • Funds freed up by less prosecution and incarceration
                    • Instead of incarceration users will either have to pay a fine or attend a treat
                    • Multiple states Legalize It
                      • What is the War on Drugs Anymore?
                      • California Destroys the Gig Economy
                      • Florida Raises the Minimum Wage
                        • ...more
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                        Totally Normal PoliticsBy Fat Whippet