🎤 Closet Confessions: Mimosas, Mall Cops & Mother's Day Mayhem

Description: This week, your favorite bourbon-loving dads are literally hiding in a closet at a convention center, sweating through 14 hours of dance recitals with nothing but mimosas, pastries, and sketchy screw-top mystery booze to survive. It's Mother's Day, y'all — and what better way to celebrate than ducking mall cops, dodging rogue rascal scooters, and roasting in a cubbyhole hotter than Satan's sock drawer?

We talk:

• Why Paul Blart's cousins hate dancers

• Closet recordings and kimchi-fueled gas warfare

• A "gummer" proposition in Portland 😳

• Michelle's top-secret "wet lab" invite betrayal

• Mike's dream of hacking mall cop walkie frequencies

• And yes… the saga of the plastic bottle bourbon lives on

Grab a mimosa, bless the moms, and come sweat it out with us in "The Nook." It's chaos. It's comedy. It's convention center PTSD in podcast form.

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