My dearest mother, I write to trapped in the basement of the Side Of Guac Podcast bosses' home. They allow me little food and hardly any water. I am severely underpaid. I write to inform you that the episode you are about to listen to is just as bad as the others. Random rambling about their high points and low points of the week, discussions around Christmas when it is two months away, Tom's Jeep that is so broken it wouldn't move forward if it was parked in neutral at the top of Mount Everest, and loads of other nonsense that no one truly cares about. They ended with the Snake Draft of "Worst Ways to Start Your Monday". I would argue that the number one pick should have been "Being an intern for this podcast".
- Sincerely, your dearest boy, the Side Of Guac Intern