This Founding Father Makes Benjamin Franklin Look Like Mother Theresa

Discover the wild and scandalous life of Gouverneur Morris, the "Penman of the Constitution," whose contributions to America were as legendary as his escapades in public, uh, romance, vengeful dismemberment, peg-legged diplomacy, and fatal self-surgery. Insane life, why didn't we learn about this guy in history class?!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gouverneur_Morris

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