Want to actually enjoy your quarantine? Stop eating toilet paper and watch Carts of Darkness on youtube. Wow. What a middle of the night find that really points out everything you are doing wrong in life. Do I need this house? No. I can live in a tree outside a liquor store. Do I need friends and family? No. I can hang out and drink beer on a wet mattress in the woods. Do I need hobbies? Hell NO. I can ride a shopping cart down Mountain Highway (and with the right weight) push 70-72 mph.

Thank you Bike Thiefs for the banger intro!