🔞 50 Years of Booze, Fires, Naked Flag Poles & One Green-Bodied Bartender

Rick (Mike's father-in-law) and his partner-in-crime John drop by with five decades of unfiltered chaos. From accidentally burning down their college apartment (and casually following the fire truck to it), to surviving naked stunts at weddings and chainsaw duels in a bar parking lot—this episode is a full-speed ride through the glory days of true Masshole behavior.

You'll hear about:

• A bartender so blind he couldn't read fake IDs (or real ones)

• Happy hour Zoom calls between old lunatics

• Playing pass-the-whiskey with a state trooper who ditched his cruiser in the sand

• The Fall Fling keg-a-palooza that took out an entire police department

• Frank the Tank getting KO'd by a cast iron skillet (thanks, Sara)

If you like whiskey, wild-ass stories, and men who should absolutely not be alive—this one's for you.

Pour a stiff one. Laugh till you leak. And don't call Sara.