This week Cliff and Kendall are cracking open the mystery file labeled: CRABS! What are they? Why so many legs and why in the ever-loving **** do they walk sideways?? And: don't get crabby but it's an investigation into Crack! Why is it whack? Can the thrill kill? (Spoiler Alert: Don't do crack!! Ever!) And segments like Bad Jokes and a round of Connection Confusion that'll clear things right up. Don't miss this one and please note: the second half of this episode can be used to scare friends and relatives straight about a certain illicit substance.