On this week's episode we give our early thoughts on the new Pirates film after a couple advance screenings. Find out where it ranks amongst the previous outings, one inexcusable plot hole, and why I am obsessed with talking like Capitan Salazar. The opening of Guardians Breakout is upon us and we've got your schedule for everything leading up to Saturday's busy day. Also Ant-Man shorts, more DuckTales casting, Star Wars Vanity Fair, and more on this blocked episode of the MousePIRE Podcast!!!